Boing Boing hat den besten ersten Absatz der Wikipedia gefunden:
Lieutenant-General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963), was a British Army officer of Belgian and Irish descent. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War, was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear, survived a plane crash, tunneled out of a POW camp, and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. He later said, „Frankly I had enjoyed the war.“
Dieses Gemälde des Herrn (mit Augenklappe!) ist ebenfalls awesome. Könnten Tarantino oder Rodriguez bitte ein Biopic machen?