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McSweeneys on point:

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KELAN: I voted for strength. The Emperor projects strength. That\u2019s important. But I didn\u2019t think strength meant a planet-killing battle station this close to my planet. I assumed deployments like this were for Outer Rim situations. You know, for lesser things, like Jawas.

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EDITOR\u2019S NOTE: At this point in the discussion, the laser beam from the Death Star intensified, grew closer, and permanently blinded everyone.

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MIRA: I still think there\u2019s a plan.

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