---
title: "How to be German in 20 easy steps"
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slug: "how-to-be-german-in-20-easy-steps"
permalink: "https://eay.cc/2012/how-to-be-german-in-20-easy-steps/"
published_at: "2012-11-16T16:19:50+00:00"
author: "Stefan Grund"
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tags:
  - "deutschland"
  - "how to"
external_url: "http://venturevillage.eu/how-to-be-german-part-1"
short_url: "https://eay.li/20b"
---

# How to be German in 20 easy steps

[Link →](http://venturevillage.eu/how-to-be-german-part-1)

„For Germans, the happy place is swimming naked in a lake of Apfelsaftschorle.“